I bought a massage chair yesterday. Mr Chambo has always wanted one. I was secretly excited too.
So we get it home and I wished you were all a fly on the wall watching us argue and fight over how it worked and whose turn was next. Reality TV stuff for sure.
So here is Tex having his turn…
Mr Chambo said “that vibrating bum bit could be good Treen, wink, wink.” He was serious. Insert eye-roll by me. I said “we are too fat for that.” Then about an hour later my girlfriend jumped in the chair and immediately said, “get that vibrating thing off my bum!”. Now insert giggles and snorting. Typical – men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
So after a big afternoon of drinking in the street with our neighbours (if you follow me on twitter you would know that I didn’t know I was drinking heavy beer until it was too late and I was the laughing stock of the street!), we stumbled inside and not long after I found Mr Chambo snoring in the “massage chair”.
So this is my best purchase to date!
