A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom. “Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!” The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”


  • Julie-Ann

    That's funny roflmao

  • Tina

    Oh Katrina, I think I just snorted – LOL!!! Too funny:)- Tina xx

  • Alison

    Good one Katrina.
    Have to tell the rest of the family that one

  • Niki

    Actually speaking of butts & BBQ's.
    Must get back to walking mine off.

  • Sarah

    That's fantastic Katrina.

  • Lisa

    Hilarious – just what I needed on a Monday morning.
    Lisa x

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