I was trying to upload some photos and a little video of my boys, but it’s not happening! So, that was going to be my blog post today…maybe tomorrow?
Well, what on earth can I write about now?
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Ok, ok, I got it! No I lost it. I am thinking and biting my nails…..
Maybe I will just tell you some of our conversations in our house this week:
Chevy – “I like your penis Mum”…well last I checked there wasn’t one. I was fully clothed at the time. Not sure about that comment. I asked my husband was there something I was missing??
Chevy – “Will Healthy Harold be a boy dressed as a girl?” You know the dude I am talking about? The Life Education van was coming for a visit to preschool. Not sure what that meant because he is clearly a boy anyway.
Me – “this Easter Egg is so much better than sex!” Insert eye roll from hubby and men in twitter land telling me I have got to be joking (of course only the men had to comment).
Chambo – I asked for a bandaid and said “if you love me you would get up out of bed and get it.” “Why?” he asked. I showed him (in detail) how I had scraped my foot and it was rubbing in bed. He said, “Oh no, that is horrific, I don’t know how you are managing that.” He got me for a second, I thought he was really caring. Punch in the ribs.
Chambo – did you know this man makes me lunch nearly everyday, and today there was even a love note with it. Me via text message “what do you want?” There has to be something he wants. Favours? I feel a headache coming on (wink).
Tex – he is still calling out to me like he is a trumpet and my name is a musical tune. See this post. I am trying to go along with it, but that noise is getting to me.
Cruise – “can I take my scooter to the School Fete?” Ah as if! He went on about this 20 times. Can you imagine how annoyed people would be when an 8 year old runs into the shins and ankles of a thousand people??
Well, that is all today.