Most of you will know I had a garage sale on Saturday. This house (which we are saying goodbye to next week
) has a 6 car garage, so it was the perfect spot. My sister Amie, my sister-in-law and my bestie Mel, all brought junk over to add to the sale. So it turned out to be maaaassive! Mel helped me run it on the day.
I have never laughed so hard. There are some real serious garage sale hunters out there.
There is a fine line between getting a bargain and a scab. I like a good deal, or a great 2nd hand item, but I don’t haggle when something’s already $2.
There is a blantant disregard for a start and finish time. They also have no respect for the ‘stuff’ you might have outside of the clearly marked garage sale area.
People will happily pay $4 for a coffee, but not $2 for a toy.

So here are the 9 weirdest things people said and did:
1. Lady: Oh my god, these kids boots are so adorable (little red ones).
Me: (In general conversation) Aren’t they just the cutest? And for only $2!
Lady: Don’t push me or I’ll back off.
Don’t push me? What? What? Did she just say that? I didn’t know where to look. I saw my husband shuffle. Uh oh, my husband was about to tell her off. I changed the subject. She wandered off and then asked her husband for the $2 and bought them. I should have said “put them back, I don’t want your $2 and nick off.” She was THE best. I won’t forget that face.
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2. A lady circled the sale 3 times and then asked “do you have any clothing or jewellery?“
Why, yes of course, I have some out the back, would you like to come through. Oh, and I have a catalogue, would you like to order out of that – they will be in stock next week?
This is not a shop lady.
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3. Lady: What is this?
Me: A mannequin.
Lady: What do you do with it? Doesn’t matter, will you take $2?
She just loved the thrill of bargaining I think. She didn’t even know what it was and she bargained me down and took it. Strange.
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4. Lady (to my husband): Does that vacuum work?
My husband starts a demonstration. She asks him to vacuum certain sections of the garage floor. It was an old Dyson. My husband was really in to it, showing her all the bits. She was keen, but then realised there was a tiny attachment missing (that you never use!). It was $20.
She said no thanks.
My husband said “Lady, this is not Harvey Norman.”
Then she came to me and asked “does the front come off that high chair?”
I start demonstrating.
I turn around and she’s gone.
WTF. No, she really really really thought she was at Harvey Norman!
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5. Lady: Will you take 50c?
Mel: No, $2. It’s a brand new toy.
Lady: Too much (and she threw it!, Yes, threw it back in the box and stormed out!).
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6. Man: Can I have those prints for free because they are worn out?
Me: No, they are $20 for the set.
Man: But they’re all worn out.
Me: Yes, and this is a garage sale not a shop where they’d be $100 each.
He walked off.
I waved bye bye.
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7. A man walks around the side of our garage and went through all our rubbish. He took a small section of a hose, a piece of timber, a plastic lid and a broken hammer.
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8. I think next time I go to a garage sale, I’ll speak in another language to confuse the people and then I’ll get stuff for $5 instead of $20 because they don’t know what you’re saying.
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9. And lastly, don’t forget, if you break something you don’t have to pay for it because it’s a garage sale. Yes, a lady did this and said this…. Ummm, I didn’t own that or anything!!!
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So, moral to the story. Be ready. Have your game face on and get tough!
PS. Have you entered my kaftan giveaway? It’s a beauty.